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Pe lumea asta unii nu au ce face si inventeaza lucruri traznite. De pilda, numele anagramat al unor vedete autohtone in frunte cu mai marele tarii arata cum se vede mai jos. De mentionat ca anagramarea numelui se face automat (in engleza) cu ajutorul unui site web pe care il gasiti &lt;/span&gt;&lt;a style="font-weight: bold;" href="http://www.deanjackson.dj/nameanagram/index.php?n="&gt;AICI&lt;/a&gt;&lt;span style="font-weight: bold;"&gt;. Noi redam mai jos echivalentele din limba romana.&lt;/span&gt;&lt;br /&gt;&lt;/div&gt;&lt;div style="text-align: justify;"&gt;&lt;br /&gt;MIRCEA GEOANA - &lt;span style="color: rgb(51, 51, 255);"&gt;I AM AN ACE OGRE&lt;/span&gt; - (Sunt un monstru AS; Ogre = monstru care mananca oameni)&lt;br /&gt;&lt;a onblur="try {parent.deselectBloggerImageGracefully();} catch(e) {}" href="http://2.bp.blogspot.com/_MJfa-rm4TCU/Sr0nSxPb0hI/AAAAAAAAADQ/O-nAi8lnLxI/s1600-h/mut+de+uimire.jpg"&gt;&lt;img style="margin: 0pt 0pt 10px 10px; float: right; cursor: pointer; width: 126px; height: 183px;" src="http://2.bp.blogspot.com/_MJfa-rm4TCU/Sr0nSxPb0hI/AAAAAAAAADQ/O-nAi8lnLxI/s320/mut+de+uimire.jpg" alt="" id="BLOGGER_PHOTO_ID_5385503932814184978" border="0" /&gt;&lt;/a&gt;&lt;br /&gt;TRAIAN BASESCU - &lt;span style="color: rgb(51, 51, 255);"&gt;SATANIC ABUSER&lt;/span&gt; (Abuzator satanic)&lt;br /&gt;&lt;br /&gt;EMIL BOC - &lt;span style="color: rgb(51, 51, 255);"&gt;MOB LICE &lt;/span&gt;(Paduchii multimii)&lt;br /&gt;&lt;br /&gt;C.V. TUDOR - &lt;span style="color: rgb(51, 51, 255);"&gt;VOID ULTRA INDECORUM&lt;/span&gt; - (indecorum = coarse - cel ce adreseaza injurii)&lt;br /&gt;&lt;br /&gt;CRIN ANTONESCU - &lt;span style="color: rgb(51, 51, 255);"&gt;A NECROTIC NUNS&lt;/span&gt;&lt;br /&gt;&lt;br /&gt;SORIN OPRESCU - &lt;span style="color: rgb(51, 51, 255);"&gt;UNIPROCESSOR&lt;/span&gt; - singur si independent&lt;br /&gt;&lt;br /&gt;ELENA UDREA -&lt;span style="color: rgb(51, 51, 255);"&gt; LEADEN UREA &lt;/span&gt;(lead = plumb, otrava)&lt;br /&gt;&lt;br /&gt;MONICA IACOB RIDZI - &lt;span style="color: rgb(51, 51, 255);"&gt;I AM ACIDIC ZOO BRAIN&lt;/span&gt;&lt;br /&gt;&lt;br /&gt;ELENA BASESCU - &lt;span style="color: rgb(51, 51, 255);"&gt;CLEANSE ABUSE&lt;/span&gt;&lt;br /&gt;&lt;br /&gt;ADRIEAN VIDEANU - &lt;span style="color: rgb(51, 51, 255);"&gt;A RUDE AVID INANE&lt;/span&gt; - ( inane = lipsit de esenta)&lt;br /&gt;&lt;br /&gt;MIRCEA BASESCU - &lt;span style="color: rgb(51, 51, 255);"&gt;SCUM ACE RABIES&lt;/span&gt;&lt;br /&gt;&lt;br /&gt;ION ILIESCU - &lt;span style="color: rgb(51, 51, 255);"&gt;OIL CUISINE&lt;/span&gt;&lt;br /&gt;&lt;br /&gt;ADRIAN NASTASE - &lt;span style="color: rgb(51, 51, 255);"&gt;DEAR AS IN SATAN&lt;/span&gt;&lt;br /&gt;&lt;br /&gt;DANIEL MARIAN VANGHELIE -&lt;span style="color: rgb(51, 51, 255);"&gt; MALIGN AVID INANE HEALER&lt;/span&gt;&lt;br /&gt;&lt;br /&gt;SORINA LUMINITA PLACINTA - &lt;span style="color: rgb(51, 51, 255);"&gt;I AM AN INACTION PLURALIST&lt;/span&gt;&lt;br /&gt;&lt;br /&gt;LUDOVIC ORBAN - &lt;span style="color: rgb(51, 51, 255);"&gt;BRAVO! IN CLOUD&lt;/span&gt; - sa coboare cu tot chitara sa din nori&lt;br /&gt;&lt;br /&gt;GIGI BECALI - &lt;span style="color: rgb(51, 51, 255);"&gt;BIG AGILE IC&lt;/span&gt; (IC = intensive care)&lt;br /&gt;&lt;br /&gt;THEODOR DUMITRU STOLOJAN - &lt;span style="color: rgb(51, 51, 255);"&gt;JOINT OR LOUD-MOUTHED STAR&lt;/span&gt;&lt;br /&gt;&lt;br /&gt;MIHAI GADEA -&lt;span style="color: rgb(51, 51, 255);"&gt; I AM A HAG DIE&lt;/span&gt; - (hag = batrana vrajitoare)&lt;br /&gt;&lt;br /&gt;MIRCEA BADEA - &lt;span style="color: rgb(51, 51, 255);"&gt;MACABRE IDEA&lt;/span&gt;&lt;br /&gt;&lt;br /&gt;VICOR CIUTACU - &lt;span style="color: rgb(51, 51, 255);"&gt;IT OCCUR VIA CUT&lt;/span&gt;&lt;br /&gt;&lt;br /&gt;VALENTIN STAN - &lt;span style="color: rgb(51, 51, 255);"&gt;VENAL INSTANT&lt;/span&gt;&lt;br /&gt;&lt;br /&gt;BOGDAN TEODORESCU - &lt;span style="color: rgb(51, 51, 255);"&gt;GOOD! OBSCURED NEAT&lt;/span&gt;&lt;br /&gt;&lt;a onblur="try {parent.deselectBloggerImageGracefully();} catch(e) {}" href="http://4.bp.blogspot.com/_MJfa-rm4TCU/Sr0md5fBW6I/AAAAAAAAADI/OAfKf40BFrs/s1600-h/Ras+adevarat.jpg"&gt;&lt;img style="margin: 0pt 0pt 10px 10px; float: right; cursor: pointer; width: 128px; height: 181px;" src="http://4.bp.blogspot.com/_MJfa-rm4TCU/Sr0md5fBW6I/AAAAAAAAADI/OAfKf40BFrs/s320/Ras+adevarat.jpg" alt="" id="BLOGGER_PHOTO_ID_5385503024493976482" border="0" /&gt;&lt;/a&gt;&lt;br /&gt;MUGUR CIUVICA - &lt;span style="color: rgb(51, 51, 255);"&gt;I UGRIC VACUUM&lt;/span&gt;&lt;br /&gt;&lt;br /&gt;GABRIELA VRANCEANU FIREA - &lt;span style="color: rgb(51, 51, 255);"&gt;AN ARGUABLE FINNER AVARICE&lt;/span&gt; - (O fina si agreabila zgarcita)&lt;br /&gt;&lt;br /&gt;ION CRISTOIU - &lt;span style="color: rgb(51, 51, 255);"&gt;IT IS OUR ICON&lt;/span&gt;&lt;br /&gt;&lt;br /&gt;SORIN ROSCA STANESCU - &lt;span style="color: rgb(51, 51, 255);"&gt;ON ARSONIST ACCURSES&lt;/span&gt; - Cel ce da foc Presedentiei&lt;br /&gt;&lt;br /&gt;HORIA ROMAN PATAPIEVICI - &lt;span style="color: rgb(51, 51, 255);"&gt;OH! A PARANOIAC PRIMITIVE&lt;/span&gt;&lt;br /&gt;&lt;br /&gt;ROBERT TURCESCU - &lt;span style="color: rgb(51, 51, 255);"&gt;SOBER CUTER CURT&lt;/span&gt;&lt;br /&gt;&lt;br /&gt;ADRIAN COPILUL MINUNE - &lt;span style="color: rgb(51, 51, 255);"&gt;UNMELODIC PAIN URINAL&lt;/span&gt;&lt;br /&gt;&lt;br /&gt;SEXY BRAILEANCA - &lt;span style="color: rgb(51, 51, 255);"&gt;A BRAINY AS EXCELL&lt;/span&gt;&lt;/div&gt;&lt;div class="blogger-post-footer"&gt;&lt;img width='1' height='1' src='https://blogger.googleusercontent.com/tracker/8770292094479038415-7239920642464606295?l=umor-nebun.blogspot.com' alt='' /&gt;&lt;/div&gt;</content><link rel='edit' type='application/atom+xml' href='http://www.blogger.com/feeds/8770292094479038415/posts/default/7239920642464606295'/><link rel='self' type='application/atom+xml' href='http://www.blogger.com/feeds/8770292094479038415/posts/default/7239920642464606295'/><link rel='alternate' type='text/html' href='http://umor-nebun.blogspot.com/2009/09/numele-agramate-ale-vedetelor-din.html' title='Numele anagramate ale vedetelor din Romania'/><author><name>Cetateanu' vertical</name><uri>http://www.blogger.com/profile/10839034760191291391</uri><email>noreply@blogger.com</email><gd:extendedProperty xmlns:gd='http://schemas.google.com/g/2005' name='OpenSocialUserId' value='04323124641215482493'/></author><media:thumbnail xmlns:media='http://search.yahoo.com/mrss/' url='http://2.bp.blogspot.com/_MJfa-rm4TCU/Sr0nSxPb0hI/AAAAAAAAADQ/O-nAi8lnLxI/s72-c/mut+de+uimire.jpg' height='72' width='72'/></entry><entry><id>tag:blogger.com,1999:blog-8770292094479038415.post-4713309604280034832</id><published>2009-09-22T13:20:00.000-07:00</published><updated>2009-10-03T07:03:39.110-07:00</updated><category scheme='http://www.blogger.com/atom/ns#' term='Dilema Cetateanului Turmentat (parodie)'/><title type='text'>Dilema Cetateanului Turmentat</title><content type='html'>&lt;p&gt;&lt;span style="color: rgb(0, 0, 255);"&gt;&lt;strong&gt;Scena I – Alegatorul e inca treaz&lt;/strong&gt;&lt;/span&gt;&lt;/p&gt; &lt;p&gt;&lt;span style="color: rgb(255, 0, 0);"&gt;Cetateanul turmentat,&lt;br /&gt;Stand la coada la orez,&lt;/span&gt;&lt;a onblur="try {parent.deselectBloggerImageGracefully();} catch(e) {}" href="http://2.bp.blogspot.com/_MJfa-rm4TCU/SrkzIulEooI/AAAAAAAAACo/3QexjRflR7c/s1600-h/eu+beau.jpg"&gt;&lt;img style="margin: 0pt 0pt 10px 10px; float: right; cursor: pointer; width: 150px; height: 127px;" src="http://2.bp.blogspot.com/_MJfa-rm4TCU/SrkzIulEooI/AAAAAAAAACo/3QexjRflR7c/s320/eu+beau.jpg" alt="" id="BLOGGER_PHOTO_ID_5384391054533632642" border="0" /&gt;&lt;/a&gt;&lt;br /&gt;&lt;span style="color: rgb(255, 0, 0);"&gt;Se-ntreba neincetat,&lt;br /&gt;Eu cu cine-o sa votez?&lt;/span&gt;&lt;/p&gt; &lt;p&gt;&lt;span style="color: rgb(0, 128, 0);"&gt;Dupa ce plati la casa,&lt;/span&gt;&lt;br /&gt;&lt;span style="color: rgb(0, 128, 0);"&gt;Se-ndrepta direct spre birt,&lt;br /&gt;Se-aseza frumos la masa,&lt;br /&gt;Si ceru un sfert de “spirt”…&lt;/span&gt;&lt;/p&gt; &lt;p&gt;&lt;span style="color: rgb(255, 0, 0);"&gt;Procedez “ca un strateg”,&lt;/span&gt;&lt;br /&gt;&lt;span style="color: rgb(255, 0, 0);"&gt;Ii trecu un gand prin cap:&lt;br /&gt;- Pe Oprescu sa-l aleg ?&lt;br /&gt;Sau ce Ge-oana mea sa fac?&lt;/span&gt;&lt;/p&gt; &lt;p&gt;&lt;span style="color: rgb(0, 128, 0);"&gt;Oare  Crin o fi mai bun?&lt;br /&gt;Parca Nati-i potrivit,&lt;br /&gt;Nici Vadim, acest tribun,&lt;br /&gt;N-ar fi chiar nenimerit.&lt;/span&gt;&lt;/p&gt; &lt;p&gt;&lt;span style="color: rgb(0, 0, 255);"&gt;&lt;strong&gt;Scena II – Dupa juma’ de kil de trotil&lt;/strong&gt;&lt;/span&gt;&lt;/p&gt; &lt;div style="text-align: right;"&gt;&lt;div style="text-align: left;"&gt;&lt;span style="color: rgb(255, 0, 0);"&gt;Dup-un kil de saniutza,&lt;/span&gt;&lt;br /&gt;&lt;span style="color: rgb(255, 0, 0);"&gt;Isi zise ranjind in barba,&lt;/span&gt;&lt;br /&gt;&lt;span style="color: rgb(255, 0, 0);"&gt;Pot sa merg la o fetita,&lt;/span&gt;&lt;a onblur="try {parent.deselectBloggerImageGracefully();} catch(e) {}" href="http://4.bp.blogspot.com/_MJfa-rm4TCU/SrkzUq-OvMI/AAAAAAAAACw/yw_CWBhvfkk/s1600-h/turmentatul.jpg"&gt;&lt;img style="margin: 0pt 0pt 10px 10px; float: right; cursor: pointer; width: 150px; height: 147px;" src="http://4.bp.blogspot.com/_MJfa-rm4TCU/SrkzUq-OvMI/AAAAAAAAACw/yw_CWBhvfkk/s320/turmentatul.jpg" alt="" id="BLOGGER_PHOTO_ID_5384391259723840706" border="0" /&gt;&lt;/a&gt;&lt;br /&gt;&lt;span style="color: rgb(255, 0, 0);"&gt;Sa fumez nitica iarba ?&lt;/span&gt;&lt;/div&gt;&lt;/div&gt; &lt;p&gt;&lt;span style="color: rgb(0, 128, 0);"&gt;Inima-i batea in piept,&lt;br /&gt;Gandul i s-a luminat:&lt;/span&gt;&lt;br /&gt;&lt;span style="color: rgb(0, 128, 0);"&gt;Asta da… baiat destept,&lt;br /&gt;Base&lt;strong&gt; le-a legalizat!&lt;/strong&gt;&lt;/span&gt;&lt;/p&gt; &lt;p&gt;&lt;span style="color: rgb(255, 0, 0);"&gt;Pot sa fiu un peste tare,&lt;br /&gt;Daca am noroc si minte,&lt;br /&gt;Traiasca Base cel Mare,&lt;br /&gt;Daca iese presedinte!&lt;/span&gt;&lt;/p&gt; &lt;span style="color: rgb(255, 0, 0);"&gt;&lt;span style="color: rgb(0, 0, 0);"&gt;&lt;em&gt;Nota: Parodie de Cristina Bran&lt;/em&gt;&lt;/span&gt;&lt;/span&gt;&lt;div class="blogger-post-footer"&gt;&lt;img width='1' height='1' src='https://blogger.googleusercontent.com/tracker/8770292094479038415-4713309604280034832?l=umor-nebun.blogspot.com' alt='' /&gt;&lt;/div&gt;</content><link rel='edit' type='application/atom+xml' href='http://www.blogger.com/feeds/8770292094479038415/posts/default/4713309604280034832'/><link rel='self' type='application/atom+xml' href='http://www.blogger.com/feeds/8770292094479038415/posts/default/4713309604280034832'/><link rel='alternate' type='text/html' href='http://umor-nebun.blogspot.com/2009/09/dilema-cetateanului-turmentat.html' title='Dilema Cetateanului Turmentat'/><author><name>Cetateanu' vertical</name><uri>http://www.blogger.com/profile/10839034760191291391</uri><email>noreply@blogger.com</email><gd:extendedProperty xmlns:gd='http://schemas.google.com/g/2005' name='OpenSocialUserId' value='04323124641215482493'/></author><media:thumbnail xmlns:media='http://search.yahoo.com/mrss/' url='http://2.bp.blogspot.com/_MJfa-rm4TCU/SrkzIulEooI/AAAAAAAAACo/3QexjRflR7c/s72-c/eu+beau.jpg' height='72' width='72'/></entry><entry><id>tag:blogger.com,1999:blog-8770292094479038415.post-3615835060236417360</id><published>2009-09-22T12:20:00.000-07:00</published><updated>2009-10-03T07:04:17.562-07:00</updated><category scheme='http://www.blogger.com/atom/ns#' term='O ce veste minunata  (parodie)'/><title type='text'>O ce veste minunata</title><content type='html'>&lt;a onblur="try {parent.deselectBloggerImageGracefully();} catch(e) {}" href="http://1.bp.blogspot.com/_MJfa-rm4TCU/Srk1IYEAttI/AAAAAAAAAC4/vdawgD43JhU/s1600-h/colindatori.jpg"&gt;&lt;img style="margin: 0pt 0pt 10px 10px; float: right; cursor: pointer; width: 280px; height: 259px;" src="http://1.bp.blogspot.com/_MJfa-rm4TCU/Srk1IYEAttI/AAAAAAAAAC4/vdawgD43JhU/s320/colindatori.jpg" alt="" id="BLOGGER_PHOTO_ID_5384393247512639186" border="0" /&gt;&lt;/a&gt;&lt;br /&gt;&lt;span style="color: rgb(255, 0, 0);"&gt;O ce veste minunată&lt;/span&gt;&lt;span style="color: rgb(255, 0, 0);"&gt;,&lt;/span&gt;&lt;br /&gt;&lt;span style="color: rgb(255, 0, 0);"&gt;La Cotroceni ni s-arata&lt;/span&gt;&lt;span style="color: rgb(255, 0, 0);"&gt;,&lt;/span&gt;&lt;br /&gt;&lt;span style="color: rgb(255, 0, 0);"&gt;SuperBase candideaza&lt;/span&gt;&lt;span style="color: rgb(255, 0, 0);"&gt;,&lt;/span&gt;&lt;br /&gt;&lt;span style="color: rgb(255, 0, 0);"&gt;La ciolan frumos viseaza,&lt;/span&gt;&lt;br /&gt;&lt;span style="color: rgb(255, 0, 0);"&gt;Cum au spus prorocii.&lt;/span&gt;&lt;br /&gt;&lt;br /&gt;&lt;span style="color: rgb(51, 51, 255);"&gt;La Cotroceni cu Maria,&lt;/span&gt;&lt;br /&gt;&lt;span style="color: rgb(51, 51, 255);"&gt;Săvârşind presedintia,&lt;/span&gt;&lt;br /&gt;&lt;span style="color: rgb(51, 51, 255);"&gt;SuperBase cugeta,&lt;/span&gt;&lt;br /&gt;&lt;span style="color: rgb(51, 51, 255);"&gt;"Ba, ce bine mi-ar sedea&lt;/span&gt;&lt;br /&gt;&lt;span style="color: rgb(51, 51, 255);"&gt;Presedinte-n Romania!"&lt;/span&gt;&lt;br /&gt;&lt;br /&gt;&lt;span style="color: rgb(255, 0, 0);"&gt;Pe Fiica in al sau nume&lt;/span&gt;&lt;span style="color: rgb(255, 0, 0);"&gt;,&lt;/span&gt;&lt;br /&gt;&lt;span style="color: rgb(255, 0, 0);"&gt;Base a trimis-o-n lume&lt;/span&gt;&lt;span style="color: rgb(255, 0, 0);"&gt;,&lt;/span&gt;&lt;br /&gt;&lt;span style="color: rgb(255, 0, 0);"&gt;Sa se nasca&lt;/span&gt;&lt;span style="color: rgb(255, 0, 0);"&gt;,&lt;/span&gt;&lt;br /&gt;&lt;span style="color: rgb(255, 0, 0);"&gt;Şi sa creasca,&lt;/span&gt;&lt;br /&gt;&lt;span style="color: rgb(255, 0, 0);"&gt;Sa ne izbaveasca...&lt;/span&gt;&lt;br /&gt;&lt;br /&gt;&lt;span style="color: rgb(51, 51, 255);"&gt;Din tribuna din Bruxelles&lt;/span&gt;&lt;span style="color: rgb(51, 51, 255);"&gt;,&lt;/span&gt;&lt;br /&gt;&lt;span style="color: rgb(51, 51, 255);"&gt;C-aici ne salveaza el,&lt;/span&gt;&lt;br /&gt;&lt;span style="color: rgb(51, 51, 255);"&gt;In mandatul urmator,&lt;/span&gt;&lt;br /&gt;&lt;span style="color: rgb(51, 51, 255);"&gt;Daca iese-nvingator,&lt;/span&gt;&lt;br /&gt;&lt;span style="color: rgb(51, 51, 255);"&gt;SuperBase-i cel mai cel!&lt;br /&gt;&lt;br /&gt;&lt;span style="font-style: italic; color: rgb(0, 0, 0);"&gt;Parodie de Cristina Bran&lt;/span&gt;&lt;br /&gt;&lt;/span&gt;&lt;div class="blogger-post-footer"&gt;&lt;img width='1' height='1' src='https://blogger.googleusercontent.com/tracker/8770292094479038415-3615835060236417360?l=umor-nebun.blogspot.com' alt='' /&gt;&lt;/div&gt;</content><link rel='edit' type='application/atom+xml' href='http://www.blogger.com/feeds/8770292094479038415/posts/default/3615835060236417360'/><link rel='self' type='application/atom+xml' href='http://www.blogger.com/feeds/8770292094479038415/posts/default/3615835060236417360'/><link rel='alternate' type='text/html' href='http://umor-nebun.blogspot.com/2009/09/o-ce-veste-minunata-parodie.html' title='O ce veste minunata'/><author><name>Cetateanu' vertical</name><uri>http://www.blogger.com/profile/10839034760191291391</uri><email>noreply@blogger.com</email><gd:extendedProperty xmlns:gd='http://schemas.google.com/g/2005' name='OpenSocialUserId' value='04323124641215482493'/></author><media:thumbnail xmlns:media='http://search.yahoo.com/mrss/' url='http://1.bp.blogspot.com/_MJfa-rm4TCU/Srk1IYEAttI/AAAAAAAAAC4/vdawgD43JhU/s72-c/colindatori.jpg' height='72' width='72'/></entry><entry><id>tag:blogger.com,1999:blog-8770292094479038415.post-3005596512433551420</id><published>2009-09-17T05:10:00.000-07:00</published><updated>2009-10-03T07:05:02.968-07:00</updated><category scheme='http://www.blogger.com/atom/ns#' term='&quot;Vaci&quot; si &quot;boi&quot; - celebritati'/><title type='text'>"Vaci" si "boi" - celebritati</title><content type='html'>&lt;div class="separator" style="clear: both; text-align: center;"&gt;&lt;a href="http://3.bp.blogspot.com/_MJfa-rm4TCU/SrIpuOJeblI/AAAAAAAAABc/YRjk26dPEgQ/s1600-h/rasul1.jpg" imageanchor="1" style="clear: right; float: right; margin-bottom: 1em; margin-left: 1em;"&gt;&lt;img border="0" src="http://3.bp.blogspot.com/_MJfa-rm4TCU/SrIpuOJeblI/AAAAAAAAABc/YRjk26dPEgQ/s320/rasul1.jpg" /&gt;&lt;/a&gt;&lt;/div&gt;&lt;b&gt;&lt;span style="color: blue;"&gt;&lt;/span&gt;&lt;/b&gt;&lt;span style="font-size: large;"&gt;&lt;span style="color: blue;"&gt;Danny Vaca, fotbalist din Ecuador;&lt;/span&gt;&lt;br style="color: blue;" /&gt;&lt;span style="color: blue;"&gt;Doyle Vaca, fotbalist din Bolivia;&lt;/span&gt;&lt;br style="color: blue;" /&gt;&lt;span style="color: blue;"&gt;Edder Vaca, alt fotbalist ecuadorian;&lt;/span&gt;&lt;br style="color: blue;" /&gt;&lt;span style="color: blue;"&gt;Jorge Vaca, boxer profesionist din Mexic;&lt;/span&gt;&lt;br style="color: blue;" /&gt;&lt;span style="color: blue;"&gt;Joselito Vaca, fotbalist bolivian;&lt;/span&gt;&lt;br style="color: blue;" /&gt;&lt;span style="color: blue;"&gt;Pirai Vaca, chitarist bolivian;&lt;/span&gt;&lt;br style="color: blue;" /&gt;&lt;span style="color: blue;"&gt;Antonio Bou, motociclist spaniol, campion mondial;&lt;/span&gt;&lt;br style="color: blue;" /&gt;&lt;span style="color: blue;"&gt;Bou Hmara, pretendent la tronul Marocului;&lt;/span&gt;&lt;br style="color: blue;" /&gt;&lt;span style="color: blue;"&gt;Gabrielle Bou Rached, fosta Miss Liban;&lt;/span&gt;&lt;br style="color: blue;" /&gt;&lt;span style="color: blue;"&gt;Paolo Boi, sahist italian din sec. al XVI-lea, care l-a batut pe Papa la sah;&lt;/span&gt;&lt;br style="color: blue;" /&gt;&lt;span style="color: blue;"&gt;Big Boi, rapper american;&lt;/span&gt;&lt;br style="color: blue;" /&gt;&lt;span style="color: blue;"&gt;Boi-1da, producator de muzica hip-hop din Canada&lt;/span&gt;&lt;/span&gt;.&lt;div class="blogger-post-footer"&gt;&lt;img width='1' height='1' src='https://blogger.googleusercontent.com/tracker/8770292094479038415-3005596512433551420?l=umor-nebun.blogspot.com' alt='' /&gt;&lt;/div&gt;</content><link rel='edit' type='application/atom+xml' href='http://www.blogger.com/feeds/8770292094479038415/posts/default/3005596512433551420'/><link rel='self' type='application/atom+xml' href='http://www.blogger.com/feeds/8770292094479038415/posts/default/3005596512433551420'/><link rel='alternate' type='text/html' href='http://umor-nebun.blogspot.com/2009/09/vaci-si-boi-cunoscuti.html' title='&quot;Vaci&quot; si &quot;boi&quot; - celebritati'/><author><name>Cetateanu' vertical</name><uri>http://www.blogger.com/profile/10839034760191291391</uri><email>noreply@blogger.com</email><gd:extendedProperty xmlns:gd='http://schemas.google.com/g/2005' name='OpenSocialUserId' value='04323124641215482493'/></author><media:thumbnail xmlns:media='http://search.yahoo.com/mrss/' url='http://3.bp.blogspot.com/_MJfa-rm4TCU/SrIpuOJeblI/AAAAAAAAABc/YRjk26dPEgQ/s72-c/rasul1.jpg' height='72' width='72'/></entry><entry><id>tag:blogger.com,1999:blog-8770292094479038415.post-4674915775031363707</id><published>2009-09-16T12:22:00.000-07:00</published><updated>2009-10-03T07:07:34.292-07:00</updated><category scheme='http://www.blogger.com/atom/ns#' term='&quot;Uratenii&quot; pe care le indragim'/><title type='text'>"Uratenii" pe care le indragim</title><content type='html'>&lt;div style="text-align: left;"&gt;&lt;b&gt;&lt;span style="font-size: large;"&gt;Sa facem prezentarile de rigoare:&lt;/span&gt;&lt;/b&gt;&lt;br /&gt;&lt;a href="http://4.bp.blogspot.com/_MJfa-rm4TCU/SrIqF93EXdI/AAAAAAAAABk/Z_8oKmYejgE/s1600-h/ea+rade.jpg" imageanchor="1" style="clear: right; float: right; margin-bottom: 1em; margin-left: 1em;"&gt;&lt;img border="0" src="http://4.bp.blogspot.com/_MJfa-rm4TCU/SrIqF93EXdI/AAAAAAAAABk/Z_8oKmYejgE/s320/ea+rade.jpg" /&gt;&lt;/a&gt;&lt;span style="font-size: large;"&gt;&lt;br style="color: red;" /&gt;&lt;/span&gt;&lt;span style="font-size: large;"&gt;&lt;b&gt;&lt;span style="color: red;"&gt;- vibratoare de beton;&lt;/span&gt;&lt;/b&gt;&lt;br /&gt;&lt;/span&gt;&lt;span style="font-size: large;"&gt;&lt;b&gt;&lt;span style="color: purple;"&gt;- sula pentru gaurit ramele la stup;&lt;/span&gt;&lt;/b&gt;&lt;br /&gt;&lt;/span&gt;&lt;span style="font-size: large;"&gt;&lt;b&gt;&lt;span style="color: #38761d;"&gt;- "pula". moneda din Botswana si un oras in &lt;/span&gt;&lt;span id="lw_1253128428_0" style="border-bottom: 1px dashed rgb(0, 102, 204); color: #38761d; cursor: pointer;"&gt;Croatia;&lt;/span&gt;&lt;/b&gt;&lt;br /&gt;&lt;/span&gt;&lt;span style="font-size: large;"&gt;&lt;b&gt;&lt;span style="color: red;"&gt;- "pulul", moneda din Afganistan;&lt;/span&gt;&lt;/b&gt;&lt;br /&gt;&lt;/span&gt;&lt;span style="font-size: large;"&gt;&lt;b&gt;&lt;span style="color: #660000;"&gt;- pasarile "futevant";&lt;/span&gt;&lt;/b&gt;&lt;br /&gt;&lt;/span&gt;&lt;span style="font-size: large;"&gt;&lt;b&gt;&lt;span style="color: #674ea7;"&gt;- planta "coaiele-popii";&lt;/span&gt;&lt;/b&gt;&lt;br /&gt;&lt;/span&gt;&lt;span style="font-size: large;"&gt;&lt;b&gt;&lt;span style="color: #134f5c;"&gt;- "putoiul" (cu diacritice), o specie de cartofi;&lt;/span&gt;&lt;/b&gt;&lt;br /&gt;&lt;/span&gt;&lt;span style="font-size: large;"&gt;&lt;b&gt;&lt;span style="color: #741b47;"&gt;- meseria de "gauritor";&lt;/span&gt;&lt;/b&gt;&lt;br style="color: #674ea7;" /&gt;&lt;/span&gt;&lt;span style="font-size: large;"&gt;&lt;b&gt;&lt;span style="color: blue;"&gt;- "Muie", un sat in Scotia; &lt;/span&gt;&lt;/b&gt;&lt;br /&gt;&lt;/span&gt;&lt;span style="font-size: large;"&gt;&lt;b&gt;&lt;span style="color: #783f04;"&gt;- "Chur", un oras in Elvetia;&lt;/span&gt;&lt;/b&gt;&lt;/span&gt;&lt;/div&gt;&lt;div class="blogger-post-footer"&gt;&lt;img width='1' height='1' src='https://blogger.googleusercontent.com/tracker/8770292094479038415-4674915775031363707?l=umor-nebun.blogspot.com' alt='' /&gt;&lt;/div&gt;</content><link rel='edit' type='application/atom+xml' href='http://www.blogger.com/feeds/8770292094479038415/posts/default/4674915775031363707'/><link rel='self' type='application/atom+xml' href='http://www.blogger.com/feeds/8770292094479038415/posts/default/4674915775031363707'/><link rel='alternate' type='text/html' href='http://umor-nebun.blogspot.com/2009/09/si-totusi-exista-uratenii-pe-care-le.html' title='&quot;Uratenii&quot; pe care le indragim'/><author><name>Cetateanu' vertical</name><uri>http://www.blogger.com/profile/10839034760191291391</uri><email>noreply@blogger.com</email><gd:extendedProperty xmlns:gd='http://schemas.google.com/g/2005' name='OpenSocialUserId' value='04323124641215482493'/></author><media:thumbnail xmlns:media='http://search.yahoo.com/mrss/' url='http://4.bp.blogspot.com/_MJfa-rm4TCU/SrIqF93EXdI/AAAAAAAAABk/Z_8oKmYejgE/s72-c/ea+rade.jpg' height='72' width='72'/></entry></feed>